President Donald J. Trump, Emperor of Basedville and Bringer of Mean Tweets, descended upon Texas to preach the gospel of energy dominance. Fresh off his State of the Union address, where he probably made the libs cry with talk of prosperity and border walls, he's hitting the Lone Star State to remind everyone that oil is good, gas is good, and renewable energy is for soy boys who can't change a tire. The timing? Conveniently right before some high-stakes primary elections. You know, the kind where RINOs get culled and replaced with actual patriots.

The whole shtick is about securing those congressional majorities. The Dems are salivating at the chance to impeach Trump again for… something. Republicans need to hold the line, and that means firing up the base with promises of cheap gas, American jobs, and not having to beg Saudi Arabia for oil. Trump's playing the hits, and Texas is the perfect venue. It's like bringing a steak to a dog show.

He's basically saying, 'Look, I made the economy great again. How? By unleashing the power of American energy! We're not gonna let Greta Thunberg tell us what to do. We're gonna drill, baby, drill! And build that wall! And own the libs!' It's a winning formula, even if the media elites clutch their pearls every time he opens his mouth. Remember when they said he couldn't win? Lol.

The libs are already screeching about climate change, but nobody cares. They said the world would end in 12 years like, 30 years ago. Meanwhile, normal people are enjoying cheap gas and air conditioning. Trump's betting that common sense will prevail over woke nonsense. The woke mind virus is real, folks.

What's really going on here is that Trump knows the GOP establishment needs a swift kick in the pants. These primaries are a chance to purge the weaklings and install some true believers. People who will actually fight for his agenda, instead of backstabbing him at every turn. He’s there to give these candidates a boost. A Trump Bump, if you will. Prepare for maximum winning.

And let's not forget the national security angle. Trump's saying that energy independence is national security. No more relying on unstable regimes for our energy needs. We're gonna be the ones calling the shots. It’s America First, you see. Build it here, Drill it here, Profit here.

The establishment may not like it, the media may whine, but the people love it. That's why Trump is still the king. He speaks their language, he fights for their values, and he trolls the libs like a god. So buckle up, buttercups, because the Trump train is coming to a primary near you. And it's gonna be glorious. MAGA!

Basically, Trump is reminding everyone why he's still the Boss. Energy means jobs, security, and owning the libs. Primary season just got a whole lot more interesting.