Well, well, well, look what we have here. Another Labour implosion. This time, it's in Gorton and Denton, a place they thought was as safe as houses. Turns out, those houses had some serious plumbing issues, and a Green Party plumber named Hannah Spencer came along and unclogged the whole damn thing, right down to the U-bend. Starmer's leadership is circling the drain. Big time.

Let's be honest, folks, this isn't just a by-election loss; it's a full-blown political enema for the Labour Party. A 13,000 majority? Gone. Poof. Up in smoke. Replaced by a Green Party victory, for crying out loud. A Green Party! Are we talking about real politics or some kind of hemp-fueled eco-commune?

And who came in second? Reform UK's Matt Goodwin! That's right, folks, even Reform UK, the party that makes Nigel Farage look like a moderate, managed to beat Labour's Angeliki Stogia. You know things are bad when you're getting outperformed by a party named after fixing things. It's just chef's kiss.

Starmer's response? Predictable. He's calling the Greens “extreme” leftists, the same tired old playbook they always use when they're losing. Newsflash, Keir: people aren't buying it anymore. They see you for what you are: a milquetoast centrist who can't even hold onto a seat that's been Labour for a century. A CENTURY!

Remember when they wouldn't let Andy Burnham run? Apparently, he's too popular, too charismatic, too effective to be allowed near the levers of power. Starmer probably thought Burnham would outshine him. Now look where that got them: a humiliating defeat and a whole lot of egg on their faces. Good. Serves 'em right.

The best part is, the lefty snowflakes are already turning on each other. Angela Rayner's calling it a “wake-up call,” which is code for “Starmer's gotta go.” Meanwhile, the usual suspects are whispering about leadership challenges and plotting their next moves. Pass the popcorn, this is gonna be good.

Let's be real, Labour's problem isn't just Starmer; it's the whole damn ideology. They're stuck in the past, pushing policies that nobody wants, and wondering why they keep losing. Maybe, just maybe, it's time for them to realize that the country has moved on. The woke is broke, and the Labour Party is about to find that out the hard way. Time for the cons to take back what's rightfully ours.

So, what's next? Probably more infighting, more excuses, and more disastrous poll numbers. But hey, at least we get to watch the whole thing unfold in glorious slow motion. And who knows, maybe this is the beginning of the end for the Labour Party. One can only hope. Deus Vult

Don't forget, folks, the only thing better than a Labour defeat is watching them destroy themselves from the inside out. And right now, they're doing a bang-up job. Keep the faith, keep the memes coming, and let's watch this dumpster fire burn.

MAGA. Chuds win. GG EZ.

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