So, the woke brigade's losing their minds again because HUD's suggesting that maybe, just maybe, able-bodied adults shouldn't live off the taxpayer dime indefinitely. Turns out, Housing Secretary Scott Turner, bless his conservative heart, wants to try something radical: Encouraging people to, you know, work for a living. Imagine that! And now all the lefty snowflakes are melting faster than AOC at a Mensa convention.

This whole Section 8 racket has become a freakin' entitlement program for perpetually unemployed hipsters and virtue-signaling trust fund babies. 'Oh, but it's for the 'truly needy!'' Yeah, the truly needy who somehow manage to afford the latest iPhones and craft beers while mooching off hardworking Americans. Trump tried to drain this swamp years ago, but Congress, being the useless bunch of swamp creatures they are, shot it down. Now, Turner's trying to bypass the gridlock and inject some common sense into this mess.

Deborah Thrope from the National Housing Law Project – surprise, surprise, another activist lawyer – claims this is all based on 'harmful stereotypes.' Honey, the only stereotype here is that government handouts create dependency. And who's paying for all this? You are. Me too. The folks actually contributing to society while these professional victims collect checks.

Look, nobody's saying helping people in need is a bad thing. But there's a difference between a temporary hand up and a lifetime of coddling. And let's be real, a whole lot of folks are gaming the system. I bet some of these people are the same ones who think student loan forgiveness is a human right, never mind that plumbers payed off their loans. You cannot be serious.

And let's get to the core issue: the government is not your mommy. Free housing is not a human right. A roof over your head is the bare minimum, but if you're a able-bodied adult and can't find a gig, that's on you. A system of free housing does not incentivize productivity, it incentivizes dependency. You can stay on the couch forever and watch CNN, but some people will be working and creating, not leeching.

Some argue that this rule will disproportionately affect marginalized communities. Well, maybe those communities should start holding their members accountable for contributing to society instead of whining about 'systemic oppression.' The reality is, handouts don't solve problems; they perpetuate them. These communities will actually get better if individuals work, earn, spend, and pay taxes. That's capitalism, baby.

Of course, the libs are gonna scream about 'compassion' and 'social justice.' But what's truly compassionate is empowering people to become self-sufficient and productive members of society. What's just is making sure that everyone pulls their own weight. Time to end the free lunch. Build Back Better, unless it means working for it!