So, the robots are getting smarter, huh? Turns out, all that AI needs a crapload of memory, and now we're staring down the barrel of a RAMpocalypse. You know, RAM, the stuff that makes your computer not run like a potato. Thanks, Skynet!

Turns out, these woke AI algorithms (probably programmed by soyboys in Silicon Valley, but I digress) are memory hogs of epic proportions. All that 'machine learning' and 'neural networking' requires more RAM than a boomer has Facebook friends. And who's paying the price? You, me, and everyone else who just wants to watch cat videos in HD.

This isn't just some minor inconvenience. We're talking potentially higher prices on everything from iPhones to Teslas. Why? Because every single piece of tech needs memory chips, and suddenly, they're rarer than a Trump supporter in Portland.

Of course, the usual suspects are to blame. The global supply chain is more fragile than a snowflake's ego, and now we're all paying for it. Remember when everyone said we needed to bring manufacturing back to America? Yeah, me too. Where's that been the last 30 years?

The solution? Simple: More freedom, less regulation. Let the invisible hand of the market sort this out. Cut taxes on chip manufacturers, get rid of the green energy mandates, and let them build more factories, faster. Stop coddling these tech companies, and start letting them compete.

And while we're at it, let's pump the brakes on this AI madness. Do we really need sentient toasters and self-driving cars? Or are we just creating a dystopian future where robots steal our jobs and our RAM? Asking for a friend.

This whole thing is just another example of how the elites are screwing us over. They push these fancy technologies on us, without thinking about the consequences. They want to control everything, and now they're even controlling our memory chips! Wake up, sheeple!

Remember when Y2K was supposed to be the end of the world? Turns out, the real threat was sentient AI hoarding all the RAM. Good job, guys. You played yourselves.

So, stock up on memory chips while you still can. You'll need them to survive the coming RAMpocalypse. And maybe invest in a Faraday cage to protect your electronics from the AI overlords. Just sayin'.

This is the future the libs want. #RAMpocalypse #AIOverlords #MAGA #TechBrosSuck #BringBackManufacturing