So, get this: If those corporate goblins over at Paramount manage to gobble up Warner Bros. Discovery, Larry and David Ellison will basically own your eyeballs. News? Entertainment? Tech? They'll be swimming in it like Scrooge McDuck in a vault of woke gold coins.

Larry Ellison, the dude who practically invented the cloud (and probably rigged the 2020 election, allegedly), already controls half the internet with Oracle. David Ellison, his bro, runs Skydance Media, churning out blockbusters that make you question reality. Together, they're like the modern-day robber barons, except instead of railroads, they own the information superhighway. And the tollbooths.

Let's be real, CNN is part of Warner Bros. Right now, it peddles a particular narrative. Sure, Elon's bought Twitter, but what if the news on TV goes full AI, run by Oracle? The narratives might become even more biased.

Imagine the content: Remakes of Top Gun except Maverick is fighting climate change, or Mission Impossible where Ethan Hunt is deprogramming conservatives. The possibilities are as endless as the woke indoctrination. Hollywood has been a machine of this ideology for a long time. Are we ready for another level of this?

Of course, the antitrust bureaucrats will pretend to care, filing lawsuits and issuing press releases, but we all know how that ends. Big Tech gets bigger. The swamp expands. Your freedoms shrink.

Will this deal actually happen? Who knows. But one thing's for sure: The rich get richer, and the rest of us get to watch the world burn in HD. At least the movie will look good, right?

The merger is going to create a bigger monopoly. The Federal Trade Commission would raise some objections, but would quickly get brushed aside.

What is the answer? You should start using ad-blockers and VPNs. If they get all your data and eyeballs, then they'll control you. You can't fight the machine by using the machine. It's time to unplug, turn off, and tune out.

In conclusion, the Paramount Warner Bros. deal might seem to be more corporate greed. But, it's also a reflection of our society. Our society of clicks, data, and short attention spans. The people who control the information will control you. Remember that.