DC Swamp – Okay, okay, so Freddie Mac dropped a truth bomb: mortgage rates slightly dipped. We're talking 5.98%, down from a whole 6.01% last week. Last year it was 6.76%. Cue the slow clap. But seriously, is this enough copium to OD on?

Look, we're not saying this is the Second Coming of sub-3% rates. Far from it. But in Biden's America, where inflation eats your lunch and woke corporations cancel your dad for saying "Merry Christmas," a tiny bit of good news feels like finding a dollar in your couch cushions. Except the dollar is already worth 80 cents thanks to the Fed printing money like it's going out of style.

Remember when owning a home was a symbol of freedom and self-reliance? Now it's just another way the government tries to control you via property taxes and HOA Karens. But hey, at least you can fly a flag, right? (Unless it's the wrong one. Then the HOA will get you).

So, what does this minuscule dip mean? Probably nothing. The housing market is still rigged. BlackRock is buying up all the single-family homes to rent them back to you at exorbitant rates. Thanks, capitalism! (Or is it crony capitalism? We can never keep it straight).

Still, it's fun to watch the libs squirm. They thought they had us cornered with the "housing is a human right" nonsense. Now, maybe, just maybe, some normies can afford to buy a modest starter home. As long as they don't spend all their money on avocado toast and participation trophies.

The real solution? End the Fed. Gold standard now. Bitcoin maximalism forever. Let the market sort it out. And while we're at it, let's abolish property taxes and let people actually own their land. Is that too much to ask?

Of course it is. We live in clown world. But a CHUD can dream, right? We are the resistance! We shall not cope! Well, maybe a little cope. Just a tiny bit. For the memes.

So, go forth and apply for that mortgage. But don't blame us when the whole thing collapses. We told you the system was rigged.

Enjoy your fleeting moment of slightly less crushing debt. And remember: stay strapped, stay based, and never trust the government.

WAGMI...maybe.