FBI Gets Rekt: Biden Holdovers Eat Crow After Patel Subpoena Debacle
A dozen Deep State agents get the boot after Kash Patel unearths evidence of illegal spying on him and Susie Wiles – payback's a bitch, snowflake.
Washington D.C. – Buckle up, buttercups, because the swamp is draining! A dozen FBI agents got Thanos-snapped this week after Director Kash Patel exposed the Deep State shenanigans of the Biden administration. Turns out, those clowns illegally subpoenaed Patel's and Susie Wiles' phone records back in 2022 and 2023 as part of their pathetic witch hunt against President Trump. The irony? Patel's now running the damn FBI, and Wiles is the White House chief of staff. Talk about a glow-up.
More than ten FBI employees got yeeted on Wednesday, with two more following them out the door on Friday. The FBI Agents Association (FBIAA), bless their hearts, is crying about “unlawful termination” and “due process.” Cry harder, losers. Maybe next time, don’t spy on your political opponents. Seriously, who authorized this level of cringe?
Reuters, the same people who brought you “Russia collusion,” broke the story. These subpoenas were signed off on by someone at the Department of Justice during the Biden regime, all while Special Counsel Jack Smith (remember him?) was desperately trying to frame Trump for…something. Overturning the election, classified documents, who cares? The point is, they were fishing for dirt, and they got caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
Smith, bless his heart, charged Trump with eleventy-billion felonies. But guess what? After Trump won re-election (again), Smith had to drop the entire charade faster than you can say “Let’s Go Brandon.” The classified documents case? Gone. Election interference? Poof. Just like that, the Dems' hopes and dreams went up in smoke.
Patel, in a statement, called the whole thing “outrageous and deeply alarming.” He's not wrong. It's straight-up banana republic stuff. But hey, at least we got some sweet justice out of it. The FBI said it found the info in a “prohibited case file.” Translation: “Oops, we got caught.”
So, what’s the takeaway? Don’t mess with Kash Patel. He will find your dirt, and he will fire your ass. The Deep State is crumbling, one subpoena at a time. MAGA, baby!
