Washington, D.C. – A gaggle of high school students, presumably indoctrinated by their woke teachers, descended upon the Lincoln Memorial to virtue signal about Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). This performative activism is just the latest installment in a nationwide epidemic of school walkouts, fueled by social media echo chambers and a complete lack of understanding about how the real world works.

These kids, bless their hearts, seem to think ICE is some kind of rogue agency run by mustache-twirling villains. They conveniently ignore the fact that ICE is responsible for enforcing the laws passed by actual lawmakers – laws that are designed to protect our borders and keep our nation safe. But hey, nuance is dead, right?

Their demands, predictably, include abolishing ICE, ending family separations (because apparently, consequences for illegal actions are inherently evil), and implementing “more humane” immigration policies – whatever that means. Probably free healthcare and unlimited tendies for everyone who waltzes across the border. Sounds sustainable.

These protests are nothing more than a manufactured outrage cycle, orchestrated by far-left activists who prey on the naivete of young people. They're pawns in a larger game, manipulated into chanting slogans they barely understand. It's cringe.

Of course, any attempt to restore order is met with accusations of fascism and oppression. Some of these delicate snowflakes got arrested for disrupting school. Cry more. Actions have consequences, kids. Try learning that before you demand the abolition of… well, anything.

Meanwhile, the adults in the room are either terrified of offending these activists or actively cheering them on. Pathetic. Where are the grownups who are willing to tell these kids to get back to class and learn something useful?

The long-term impact? Probably a generation of entitled brats who think shouting slogans is a substitute for actual problem-solving. But hey, at least they'll look good doing it on TikTok.

So, next time you see a bunch of teenagers blocking traffic and screeching about ICE, remember: they're just repeating what they've been told. They haven't thought critically about the issues, they haven't considered the consequences, and they certainly haven't paid a single dollar in taxes. But hey, they're “raising awareness.”

The scene near the White House was a microcosm of the larger cultural rot. A bunch of kids who wouldn't know the difference between a balance sheet and a bed sheet protesting… something. Just another Tuesday in Clown World.

The demonstrations also highlight the urgent need to defund the woke indoctrination centers we call public schools. Get back to teaching reading, writing, and arithmetic, and stop turning kids into little Marxist foot soldiers.

The future of this country depends on whether we can wake up the NPCs and restore some sanity to our institutions.

The protests serve as a reminder that we're losing the culture war, one TikTok dance at a time.

Sources:

* U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) * Congressional Budget Office (CBO) * Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Crime Statistics