Washington D.C. – The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is still playing ghost town, because of course it is. The White House and the Democrat overlords are allegedly “negotiating,” which in swamp-speak means they're arguing over who gets to funnel the most taxpayer cash into their pet projects. Meanwhile, the border is about as secure as Hunter Biden's laptop. Proposals are being exchanged like Pokemon cards at a middle school lunch table. But don't expect any actual solutions. The only thing these folks are good at is virtue signaling and lining their own pockets. DHS is supposed to, you know, protect the homeland. From terrorists. From illegal aliens flooding across the border. From cyberattacks that could cripple the economy. But who cares about that when there's political theater to be had? Previous shutdowns? All just warm-ups for this clown show. Remember sequester? Good times. Now we have woke Homeland Security bureaucrats, whose top priority is pronouns, not patriots. Let’s face it, the entire system is rigged. The elites are laughing all the way to the bank while the rest of us foot the bill for their incompetence and corruption. The impact on the average Joe? Who cares! As long as Nancy Pelosi gets her ice cream, right? Expect more of the same gridlock, more empty promises, and more taxpayer money wasted. The only thing that will truly solve this mess is a complete overhaul of the entire system. Drain the swamp. Lock them up. All of it. Until then, buckle up, buttercups. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. The proposals? Probably involve more DEI initiatives and free stuff for everyone (except taxpayers). It's all kabuki theater. Don't fall for it.