Geneva – So, the geniuses in Washington are at it again, holding hands and singing kumbaya with the ayatollahs in Oman. Word is, these 'talks' are making 'significant progress.' Right. Just like the last 47 times. This is the third such love-in since Uncle Sam decided to play referee in Israel's justified smackdown of Iran's nuke sites back in '25. Guess bombing them back to the stone age wasn't enough to get their attention. Who knew?

Oman, bless their neutral little hearts, is playing mediator again. They're right in the middle of the sandbox, so naturally, they're sweating bullets about the whole thing going nuclear. Can't say I blame them. Guess somebody has to hold the grownups' hands while they “diplomatically engage” instead of dealing with reality.

Remember when Trump promised to end endless wars? Now we got Jared Kushner sipping tea with the same regime that chants 'Death to America' every Friday. Either he's playing 4D chess, or someone forgot to tell him the definition of 'enemy.'

Here’s the deal: these talks are just a distraction. Iran is gonna nuke up anyway. It's in their DNA. All this diplomacy does is give them more time to build the bomb and more excuses to whine about Western oppression. Meanwhile, our geriatric leadership keeps kicking the can down the road, hoping the whole thing blows up after they're six feet under. Thanks, guys.

Iran's already promised to turn Israel into a parking lot if we even look at them funny. And instead of preparing for that inevitability, we're sending Jared Kushner over there with a sternly worded letter and a pat on the head. Brilliant strategy.

Oman News Agency even tweeted pics of Badr Albusaidi schmoozing with Kushner and Witkoff. Probably swapping golf tips and discussing the latest real estate deals while the world burns. Priorities, people, priorities.

So, what happens if these talks fail? Oh, you know, the usual. More saber-rattling, more empty threats, and eventually, probably another half-assed bombing campaign that accomplishes nothing except enriching defense contractors and prolonging the inevitable. God bless America!

Bottom line: don't hold your breath for a peace treaty. Just stock up on bottled water, canned goods, and maybe a lead-lined bunker. You know, just in case.