UNITED NATIONS – So the UN dropped another report. Apparently, South Sudan is, like, totally at risk of going back to full-scale war. Shocking, I know. The usual suspects are to blame: renewed fighting and a complete and utter lack of anyone being held responsible for anything. Who could have seen this coming?

The report helpfully points out 'escalating atrocity risks.' Which, in UN-speak, probably means things are about to get really, really bad for the average South Sudanese citizen. Think Mad Max, but with more bureaucrats wringing their hands. Is anyone surprised?

The problem, according to the UN (and literally everyone else), is that nobody is being punished for anything. Impunity is the word they use. We prefer the term 'lack of consequences,' but tomato, tomahto. When you can commit atrocities without even a slap on the wrist, guess what? More atrocities!

South Sudan gained independence in 2011 after a long civil war. Fast forward to now and a failed peace agreement. Now the UN’s all surprised pikachu face about this. Let's be honest, these people couldn't run a lemonade stand, let alone a country. The whole thing is a clown show. An atrocity risk clown show.

Remember when everyone thought South Sudan would be a beacon of hope? Pepperidge Farm remembers. The civil war has been dragging on for years, fueled by, well, everything. Political squabbles, ethnic tensions, the usual suspects. And the international community? They're just standing around twiddling their thumbs.

What's the solution? More UN resolutions? More strongly worded letters? How about we send in a team of Chuck Norris clones to sort things out? Just spitballing here.

Seriously though, the UN report just confirms what everyone already knows: South Sudan is a mess. And unless someone is willing to step in and actually do something, things are only going to get worse. Prepare for the sequel, everyone, and buckle up because it’s gonna be a banger.