ST. PAUL, Minn. – The Deep State (under Trump?!) continues its crackdown on the soy-fueled hysterics who thought it would be a brilliant idea to disrupt a church service in St. Paul. Attorney General Pam Bondi – based Mom – announced that 30 more people are getting a taste of justice, bringing the total to 39. Turns out, virtue signaling doesn't pay the bills when you're facing federal charges.

The 'protest' on January 18 was led by basement-dwelling activists targeting Pastor David Easterwood, who they screech was somehow connected to ICE. As if enforcing immigration laws is now a crime punishable by interruption of Sunday morning prayers. These people are about as bright as a burnt-out Christmas light.

Bondi, never one to mince words (and we love her for it), dropped the hammer on X: “YOU CANNOT ATTACK A HOUSE OF WORSHIP. If you do so, you cannot hide from us — we will find you, arrest you, and prosecute you. This Department of Justice STANDS for Christians and all Americans of faith.” Try messing with the wrong church next time, snowflakes.

Nekima Levy Armstrong, a professional victim and civil rights attorney (translation: professional grievance monger) previously charged, is whining about community support. Maybe she should have thought about community support before planning a church invasion. Karma's a b*tch, ain't it?

Apparently, two 'independent journalists' (read: activist-propagandists) are also getting caught in the crossfire. Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are claiming they were just 'reporting,' but we all know that's code for 'actively participating.' Brixton Hughes, another 'journalist,' posted “Feds at my door” on Facebook. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

The whole clown show started after Renee Good and Alex Pretti bought the farm during encounters with federal agents in Minneapolis. Instead of, you know, obeying the law, these enlightened souls decided to harass churchgoers. Their logic: ICE is bad, therefore, attacking Christians is justified. Sounds about right for today's Left.

Trump and the Republicans are, unsurprisingly, loving every minute of this. A church member even filed a federal lawsuit, which will hopefully bankrupt these professional protesters and send them back to their parents' basements where they belong. Maybe they can finally learn to code or something.

So, to all the woke warriors out there: think twice before pulling stunts like this. The adults are back in charge, and they're not afraid to use the full force of the law to protect our churches and our freedoms. MAGA!