KABUL, Afghanistan – So, remember when the smart guys told us nation-building was the key to world peace? Turns out, Kabul residents are currently experiencing some serious peace, mostly in the form of ducking and covering from what sounds like Pakistan deciding to play a fun game of “who can lob the most projectiles.” Broken glass, panic in the streets – you know, just another Tuesday in the forever war.

The geniuses in Washington swore this was all gonna be different this time. More rainbows, less rockets. More kumbaya, less…well, you get the picture. Turns out, geopolitical realities don't care about your feelings, snowflake. Now we’re back to the same old song and dance, except this time, nobody’s even pretending to know what they’re doing.

Look, maybe instead of worrying about pronouns and equity training for the Afghan military, we should have just built a massive freaking wall. You know, like the one they told us was racist? Turns out, walls are pretty good at stopping things. Shocker.

This whole Pakistan-Afghanistan thing is like watching two toddlers fight over a sandbox. Except, instead of sand, they're chucking IEDs at each other. And instead of a sandbox, it’s a strategically vital region with enough instability to make your head spin. Great job, everyone. Real smooth.

The bleeding hearts are probably gonna be all over this, demanding more aid and intervention. Newsflash: we already dumped trillions into that black hole. Maybe, just maybe, it’s time to cut our losses and let them sort it out. Darwinism, baby.

Don't expect the media to tell you the truth. They're too busy spinning narratives about oppression and climate change. They’ll ignore the blatant disregard for sovereignty, the festering corruption, and the fact that some cultures are just permanently stuck in the mud. Womp womp.

Meanwhile, back in Kabul, people are trying to sweep up the debris while desperately hoping they don't get blown to smithereens. Good luck with that, fellas. You're gonna need it.

So, what’s the takeaway here? Simple: America first, build the wall, and stop trying to police the world. Let the rest of them figure it out. If they can't, well, that's their problem, not ours. Less virtue signaling, more actual security. MAGA, baby.

And for those still clinging to the dream of a peaceful, tolerant Afghanistan, I’ve got some oceanfront property in Kansas to sell you. Act fast!