DANIA BEACH, Fla. – So, this Angel Camacho guy, a Venezuelan national (surprise, surprise), thought he could just stroll into a U.S. Border Patrol office in Florida and start slinging code, even though he was rocking a tourist visa that expired, like, five years ago. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) wants you to believe everything's under control. Yeah, right.

Turns out, Camacho was trying to snag an IT contract at the Dania Beach facility when the Customs and Border Protection (CBP) overlords decided to do a routine vetting process. Apparently, checking if someone is actually legally allowed to be here is considered 'routine' these days. Color me shocked.

According to CBP Deputy Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis (who probably gets paid six figures to oversee this mess), "CBP vets all external visitors before allowing them to enter secure facilities to ensure safety and operational integrity." Well, Lauren, your vetting process seems to be about as effective as a screen door on a submarine, considering this dude made it to the interview stage.

Of course, this isn't just a harmless visa overstay. Turns out, our boy Angel has a rap sheet, including theft and resisting a Florida Highway Patrol officer. Because why not? It's not like we're attracting the cream of the crop here, folks. We're talking about a system so broken, it's practically begging to be exploited.

And let's not forget the other geniuses who've tried to game the system: the Sierra Leone citizen who thought he could become a Pennsylvania corrections officer (lol) and Ian Roberts, the former superintendent of Des Moines Public Schools, who was eventually busted by ICE. It's like they're not even trying to be subtle anymore.

So, what's the solution? Build the wall? Deport 'em all? Maybe both? One thing's for sure: this open-door policy is a disaster waiting to happen. We're letting in people who not only break our laws but also potentially pose a threat to national security. It’s like leaving your car unlocked with the keys in the ignition in downtown Detroit. What could possibly go wrong?

Meanwhile, the establishment media is probably busy writing puff pieces about the 'contributions' of illegal aliens. They'll tell you about the backbreaking work they do (which, admittedly, some do), but they'll conveniently leave out the part about the crime, the strain on social services, and the fact that they're, you know, breaking the law.

The real kicker? They want us to believe this is an isolated incident. That this is just a fluke, a one-off, a 'nothing to see here, move along' kind of situation. But we all know better, don't we? This is just the tip of the iceberg, folks. A tiny glimpse into the absolute clown show that is our immigration system.

So, next time you hear some politician blathering on about 'comprehensive immigration reform,' remember Angel Camacho. Remember the Pennsylvania corrections officer wannabe. Remember the Des Moines superintendent. Remember that this isn't just about abstract policy – it's about real people, real security risks, and the real consequences of ignoring the law.

And maybe, just maybe, start asking some serious questions about who's really in charge and why they're so determined to destroy this country from the inside out. Because, let's be honest, it's starting to look a whole lot like intentional sabotage. Are we great yet?

Wake up, sheeple. This is your country, and they're giving it away one illegal alien at a time.