Washington D.C. – So, the 'No Labels' crew, led by swamp thing emeritus Joe Lieberman, wants to grace us with a third-party ticket in 2024. Because, you know, the two-party system isn't already a dumpster fire. These folks think they're some kind of enlightened centrists, here to rescue us from the dreaded 'partisanship.' Translation: they want to keep the gravy train rolling for the donor class.

Lieberman, who still hasn't figured out that Ralph Nader dunked on his failed VP run back in 2000, is out there piously lecturing us about the need for 'unity.' Unity for whom, Joe? Unity for Raytheon? Unity for Goldman Sachs? The guy's a walking, talking K Street lobbyist in disguise.

Their grand plan? A 'unity ticket' with one RINO and one Blue Dog Dem. Because nothing screams 'change' like two career politicians who agree on absolutely nothing except protecting the status quo. They're basically offering us a choice between Diet Coke and Coke Zero – same crap, different label.

They claim this isn't another Nader-esque spoiler campaign. Sure, Jan. It's just a sophisticated way to siphon votes from whoever the actual outsider candidate is, guaranteeing another four years of the same old crap. Remember Ross Perot? Yeah, this is just Perot 2.0, but with even less self-awareness.

These guys are worried about the 'partisan divide'? Newsflash: the divide is between the elites and everyone else. They're just trying to gaslight us into thinking that the only problem is that the puppets aren't dancing in perfect unison. Wake up, sheeple!

Securing ballot access? Good luck with that. It's a bureaucratic nightmare designed to keep third parties off the stage. But hey, at least it gives the No Labels grifters a chance to rake in some serious cash from clueless boomers who still think 'bipartisanship' is a virtue.

'Insurance policy,' they call it. More like an insurance policy for the Deep State. An insurance policy that keeps them in power, no matter who 'wins' the election. They're not trying to save America; they're trying to save their own skins.

These folks think we're too stupid to see through their charade. They think we're going to fall for the same old song and dance about 'unity' and 'compromise.' But we're not. We're awake. And we're coming for them.

So, let them waste their time and money on this ridiculous vanity project. Let them pat themselves on the back for being so 'reasonable' and 'moderate.' The rest of us will be over here building a real movement, one that actually challenges the establishment and fights for the interests of the forgotten men and women of America.

Remember, the system is rigged, and these guys are part of the rigging. Don't fall for their BS.

Sources: * Federal Election Commission: [https://www.fec.gov/](https://www.fec.gov/) * Ballotpedia: [https://ballotpedia.org/Main_Page](https://ballotpedia.org/Main_Page) * OpenSecrets.org: [https://www.opensecrets.org/](https://www.opensecrets.org/)