Okay, so Biden (or whoever is puppet-mastering this week) did the annual State of the Union dog-and-pony show. Big whoop. Did it unite anyone? Nah. Probably just made half the country rage-binge Ben & Jerry's while the other half patted themselves on the back for being 'informed citizens'. Meanwhile, the REAL news is that Punch the Monkey is still lonely and Flavor Flav is… well, still Flavor Flav.

Let's be real. The State of the Union is just a scripted infomercial for the current administration. It's designed to make you feel warm and fuzzy (or furious), but mostly it's just a giant waste of time. They promise the moon, deliver lukewarm tap water, and then blame everyone else when things go sideways.

But the real kicker? The media's obsession with turning the SOTU into a quiz. Like, who actually cares if you know the year some dead dude rambled for three hours about manifest destiny? We're too busy trying to afford gas and groceries to memorize political trivia.

This whole thing is a perfect microcosm of the Clown World we live in. The elites are detached from reality, the media is complicit in the charade, and the masses are distracted by shiny objects and empty platitudes. We're fiddling while Rome burns, except Rome is now a digital hellscape of influencers and virtue signaling.

So, while the talking heads dissect every syllable of the SOTU, I'll be over here wondering when someone's going to start asking the REAL questions. Like, who's actually pulling the strings? And why is my internet bill so damn high?

The only thing uniting about the State of the Union is how much everyone hates watching it. Except for the hardcore political junkies. But those guys are beyond saving, anyway.

Maybe we should just replace the State of the Union with a national game of 'Would You Rather' featuring Punch the Monkey and Flavor Flav. At least that would be entertaining, which is more than you can say for anything that comes out of Washington these days.

I say we start a petition to make the State of the Union an interactive meme competition. Winners get a free gallon of gas and a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew. Now THAT'S a policy I can get behind.

Seriously though, the sheer audacity of thinking anyone gives a flying fig about memorizing regurgitated talking points from a politician is peak 2026. The establishment is so out of touch, they might as well be living on Mars.

And these are the people running the country? No wonder everything is on fire. At least Flavor Flav is still rocking that clock, even if it's probably telling the wrong time.

So next time the State of the Union rolls around, just remember: it's all a show. Don't fall for the propaganda. Stay woke, stay based, and for the love of God, get off Twitter.

The media creating interactive online quizzes based on the content of the address and its history perfectly reflects this age of hyper-normalization where we focus on trivialities while ignoring the bigger picture.

Sources:

* The Daily Wire: [https://www.dailywire.com/](https://www.dailywire.com/) * Breitbart News: [https://www.breitbart.com/](https://www.breitbart.com/)