Des Moines, Iowa – Another day, another W for the good guys. Turns out the former superintendent of Des Moines Public Schools, Ian Andre Roberts, was a total fraud. Turns out he was not only an illegal alien, but also packing heat like he was auditioning for the next John Wick movie.

Roberts, this genius, thought he could just waltz into the country, lie about being a citizen, grab a cushy government job, and stockpile firearms. And he almost got away with it! For a while, anyway. He was living the dream, the woke dream of grifting the system until ICE showed up like the party police.

Now, he's getting two years in the slammer, courtesy of the American taxpayer (thanks, Biden!). After that, it's adios to America and hello to the jungles of Guyana. Bet he'll miss that superintendent salary, huh?

Remember folks, this is what happens when you let the woke mob run your schools. They prioritize diversity hires over actual competence and vetting. And this guy, with his fake Social Security card and tall tales about citizenship, slipped right through the cracks.

But hey, at least he brought some “diversity” to the Iowa prison system. Progress! (Sarcasm alert).

And let's not forget the firearms. Four of them! A Glock, a rifle, a shotgun, and another pistol. What was he planning to do, start his own personal revolution against the PTA? Maybe he thought he was defending the schools from…parents?

The whole thing is a joke. A sad, pathetic joke that highlights the incompetence of our immigration system and the utter lunacy of woke governance.

So, to Ian Andre Roberts, we say: enjoy your prison sentence. And when you get back to Guyana, maybe think about starting an honest business. Or, you know, don’t. We don’t really care.

Meanwhile, back in Iowa, maybe the school board will learn a valuable lesson: do your freaking homework before hiring someone. Check their papers. Check their criminal record. And for the love of God, check their pulse to make sure they're not a raving lunatic.

This guy is Exhibit A of how not to run a school district. Lock him up, deport him, and let's move on. America First, baby!

And for all you other illegal aliens out there thinking about trying the same scam: don't. We're watching. And ICE is always ready for a house call.