So, the Democrat Attorney Generals are at it again, folks. Seems like Orange Man Derangement Syndrome is still raging, even though he's, like, a private citizen now. These guys are literally running war games – actual, for-real simulations – to prepare for… what? Trump tweeting mean things? Questioning their obviously flawless election processes? The horror!

These are the same people who brought you 'mostly peaceful protests' and insisted that Hunter's laptop was Russian disinformation. Now they're gearing up to 'combat disinformation' (read: censor anything that contradicts the approved narrative) and 'protect the integrity of the election' (read: make sure they win, no matter what). Remember, folks, questioning the election is now a direct threat to 'Our Democracy™.'

They're probably simulating scenarios like Trump holding a rally and saying, 'Hey, maybe this election wasn't on the level.' The absolute audacity! Clearly, such a statement constitutes an existential threat to the very fabric of American society. Better deploy the emergency censorship protocols and unleash the fact-checkers!

It's hilarious because these are the same people who spent four years claiming Russia stole the 2016 election for Trump. But this time, it's different. Because they're in charge now. Questioning their elections is, like, a felony or something. Double standards? Never!

What scenarios are they war-gaming, exactly? Probably ones where millions of dead people don't vote Democrat in key swing states. Or maybe they're practicing how to explain away another statistical anomaly that somehow always benefits their side. You know, just standard election procedure stuff. Nothing to see here!

This whole thing is just another example of the Left's obsession with victimhood. They need to be constantly under attack, constantly fighting some imaginary enemy, in order to justify their power grabs. And Trump, bless his heart, is the perfect boogeyman.

It's like they're living in a permanent state of January 6th PTSD. Every time Trump breathes, they see hordes of MAGA chuds storming the Capitol. Get a grip, people! He's just a dude with a Twitter account (or whatever the heck it's called now).

Of course, the MSM will dutifully report all this as a heroic effort to 'defend democracy.' They'll conveniently ignore the fact that these 'war games' are likely being funded by George Soros and other deep-state swamp creatures. But hey, that's just a conspiracy theory, right?

So, buckle up, buttercups. It's going to be another wild ride. The Left is already laying the groundwork to delegitimize any election outcome they don't like. And Trump, as always, is happy to play the villain in their little drama. Enjoy the show, folks. The circus is in town!

Remember when Democrats used to say 'every vote counts'? Now it's more like 'only our votes count, and if you disagree, you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted, science-denying extremist.' Ah, the good old days.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go practice my own war games. I call it 'How to survive the coming socialist revolution.' It involves lots of coffee and even more memes.

These AGs are more concerned with virtue signaling than actual election integrity. Their 'war games' are a pathetic attempt to demonize Trump and justify their own authoritarian tendencies.