DELL Gets $9.7B War Pig Contract – Is the Swamp Draining or Just Getting Fatter?
Another day, another taxpayer-funded payday for connected elites; someone check if the Big Guy got his 10%.

So, Dell just scored a cool $9.7 billion from the Pentagon. That's BILLION, with a 'B'. For 'defense'. Because apparently, our brave boys and girls in uniform need more overpriced computers from the company that keeps calling you about your extended warranty.
But wait, there's more! Turns out, the former guy's family has a stake in Dell. Shocker. They claim it's all automated, some kind of robo-investing scheme that's totally hands-off. Yeah, and I'm sure the Bidens' shady deals in Ukraine were just about being good global citizens. These people think we're idiots.
The media is clutching their pearls about “ethics” and “conflicts of interest.” As if anyone in DC gives a damn about ethics. These swamp creatures are all lining their pockets, regardless of party affiliation. They’re just mad they didn't get a cut. The only difference between Democrats and Republicans is where they go to dinner after the grift.
Meanwhile, Main Street is getting reamed by inflation, gas prices are through the roof, and the southern border is more open than Hunter Biden's laptop. But hey, at least Dell shareholders are doing great.
Look, I'm not saying this contract is necessarily corrupt. Maybe Dell really is the best option. Maybe. But the stench of cronyism is overpowering. It's always the same story: the politically connected get rich while the rest of us get the shaft. MAGA? More like MASA – Make Attorneys and Stockholders Affluent.
And don't even get me started on the military-industrial complex. Eisenhower warned us about this back in the day, and he was right. We're constantly shoveling money into this black hole, and for what? Endless wars, woke training seminars, and now, overpriced Dell computers. At least the woke DEI trainings for the troops can be done more efficiently on new computers I guess? Maybe they will finally learn how to use the internet.
This is the deep state at work, folks. The uni-party, the elites, the swamp. Whatever you want to call it, it's real, and it's screwing us all over. WAKE UP.
The real question is: how much of that $9.7 billion is actually going to help our troops, and how much is going to line the pockets of connected insiders? I’m betting on the latter. Follow the money, always follow the money. You'll find the truth buried under piles of paperwork and political B.S.
So, next time you're filling up your gas tank or paying your bills, remember this Dell contract. Remember that your tax dollars are funding this nonsense. And remember to vote. It probably won't fix anything, but at least you can scream into the void a little louder.
And while you’re at it, buy some ammo. Just in case. This is not financial advice. The system is rigged, the game is fixed, and the only way to win is to not play. Or, you know, become a lobbyist. But that would make you part of the problem, wouldn't it? I'm kidding, of course (or am I?).
Maybe Elon can buy the Pentagon and fix this mess. I mean, he seems to be the only one with the balls to call out the establishment these days. Free the budgets!


