Washington D.C. – Well, folks, looks like the perpetually offended UN has gotten to Biden again. The US is now easing its fuel embargo on Cuba because of a so-called 'humanitarian crisis.' Translation: the commies are running out of gas, and apparently, we're supposed to care.

Remember when starving commies was considered a good thing? Back when America stood for something, like, you know, freedom? Now we're apparently obligated to keep these tinpot dictators afloat. Seems legit.

For decades, the US has tried (mostly unsuccessfully) to squeeze the Cuban regime. Now, after a bit of whining from the UN (funded mostly by us, naturally), we're throwing them a lifeline. It's like giving a participation trophy to a totalitarian state.

Sure, the UN calls it a 'humanitarian crisis.' I call it karma. Maybe if they hadn't spent the last 60 years stealing from their own people and cozying up to Russia and China, they wouldn't be in this mess. But hey, who am I to judge? (Actually, I'm a CHUD. Judging is literally my job.)

The details of this cave are predictably vague. Expect lots of loopholes for the regime to exploit and zero accountability. I mean, it's not like anyone in Washington actually wants Cuba to become a free and prosperous nation, right? Too much disruption to the grift.

So, congratulations, Cuban commies. You played the victim card, and the perpetually guilt-ridden left bought it hook, line, and sinker. Enjoy your cheap gas. Just don't expect any thank you notes.

This whole thing is just another reminder that the only thing Washington understands is weakness. Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything. And right now, America is falling hard. Sad!

If you're looking for a logical explanation, stop. There isn't one. It's peak clown world. Enjoy the show.