So, another shooting, huh? This time it's Rhode Island, that bastion of freedom where they probably require you to get a permit to own a butter knife. Three dead now – a grandpa, his daughter, and grandson. What a heartwarming family outing. You know, the kind the Left always virtue signals about. Except this time, virtue signaling didn’t stop bullets. Go figure.

Let's be real, folks. This isn't about guns. It's about the complete and utter collapse of societal values. We're so busy virtue signaling about pronouns and climate change that we've forgotten how to raise decent human beings. The guy probably got a stern talking to in school for 'microaggressions' then snapped after someone stole his parking spot. You reap what you sow, snowflakes.

And don't even get me started on the gun control crowd. They're like vultures circling a dying carcass. Any tragedy, they jump on it like it's a free pass to disarm law-abiding citizens. Newsflash: criminals don't follow laws. They're criminals. That's kind of their whole thing. So, while you're busy turning in your AR-15, they're out there, you know, criming.

I bet the politicians will use this to grandstand. They'll have their little press conferences, shed a few crocodile tears, and promise to 'do something.' Which usually means passing some feel-good law that does absolutely nothing to stop actual violence. Probably ban 'ghost guns' made of LEGOs or something equally stupid. Anything but addressing the real problem: the moral rot eating away at our country.

We need to stop pretending that feelings are more important than facts. We need to stop coddling criminals and start holding them accountable. We need to stop demonizing gun owners and start teaching responsibility. But that would require actual effort, wouldn't it? It's so much easier to just ban guns and pretend the problem is solved.

So, RIP to the victims. I'm sure their families are comforted by the knowledge that their deaths will be used as political fodder by people who don't give a damn about them. Remember that shooting in Chicago this past weekend? Yeah, me neither. No political points to be had there.

Enjoy your soy latte and your woke ideology. Just don't be surprised when the real world comes crashing down around you. Because virtue signaling doesn't stop bullets. Only a well-aimed shot does. (Responsibly and legally, of course. I'm not advocating for anything illegal, just stating a self-evident truth. Don't @ me, glowies.)

Here's a thought: maybe instead of banning guns, we ban bad parenting and the garbage culture spewed out by Hollywood and social media. Just spitballing here. But hey, what do I know? I'm just some CHUD on the internet. Now back to my tendies.