Okay, so the Deep State's freaking out because our 'allies' are suddenly BFFs with Xi Jinping. Turns out, when you stop letting them freeload off our military and demand fair trade, they go running to the commies. Who could have seen that coming? (Narrator: Everyone).

Trump's trade war, which the liberal media told us was gonna be the end of the world (again), seems to have just made these guys realize they need a Plan B, C, and maybe a D. And Plan B is apparently bowing to Beijing. Talk about cringe.

China's been playing the long game, handing out yuan like candy, while we've been busy policing the world and lecturing everyone about pronouns. Now they're using that sweet, sweet commie cash to buy friends. Smart move, comrade!

Meanwhile, back in the USSA, the woke mob is still triggered about orange man bad. Newsflash: while you're busy virtue signaling, China's eating our lunch. Maybe focus less on microaggressions and more on macro-threats, snowflakes?

Remember all that talk about 'rules-based international order'? Yeah, China's using that toilet paper to wipe its... well, you get the picture. Trump tried to shake things up, and now everyone's acting shocked that the chess pieces are moving.

Experts (aka the same guys who predicted Hillary would win in a landslide) are saying this is a disaster. Disaster for whom? Maybe for the guys who were getting fat off the status quo. For America, it's a wake-up call. Time to get our act together.

Frankly, this whole thing is hilarious. The libs are panicking, the neocons are clutching their pearls, and China's laughing all the way to the bank. Maybe this is what it takes to MAGA, whether they like it or not.

So, what's the takeaway? Don't expect loyalty from countries that have been feeding at the American trough for decades. And maybe, just maybe, Trump was right all along. Shocker.

This isn’t your grandma’s global landscape anymore. It's a world of chaos, memes, and unexpected alliances. Buckle up, buttercups. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

And for all the pearl-clutching globalists out there, just remember: We didn't start the fire. But we're sure as hell gonna watch it burn.

In closing: Git gud.

Time to log off and touch grass, but remember to do your own research, and don't trust the MSM.