Okay, so there's this quiz going around, right? Asks which First Lady was freaking out that her old man was about to stroke out. Groundbreaking stuff, I tell ya. Like, we didn't already know these chicks were basically glorified nurses and therapists for a bunch of power-hungry dudes in suits. Shocker.

Meanwhile, Pope Leo XIV (who?) dropped some encyclical on AI that Google's Gemini AI bot called "historic and ambitious." Translation: The Vatican is finally catching up to the internet age. Good for them, I guess. Maybe they'll figure out how to use TikTok next.

This whole thing is peak 2026, though. We're supposed to care about the anxieties of rich people while the world's going to hell in a handbasket? I'm more worried about the gas prices Stephen Colbert keeps telling me are a good thing for some reason.

The quiz is a "Flourish data visualization," which sounds like something a liberal arts major came up with after smoking too much weed. And it's being shared on Facebook and Flipboard, because that's where all the cool kids hang out these days. (Insert eye-roll emoji here).

Let's be real, the only thing these First Ladies are really afraid of is getting caught in a bad photo op or having their Botox wear off at the wrong time. They're living the high life on our tax dollars, and we're supposed to feel sorry for them because their husbands have stressful jobs? Get outta here.

This whole thing is just another attempt by the liberal media to distract us from the real issues, like the impending socialist takeover of America and the fact that nobody can define what a woman is anymore. Wake up, sheeple!

Maybe if these First Ladies spent less time worrying about their husbands' health and more time teaching their kids to be patriotic Americans, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place. Just sayin'.

And as for the Pope's AI rant, I'm sure it'll be completely ignored by everyone who actually matters in the tech world. But hey, at least he's trying, right? Sort of.

So go ahead, take the quiz. Learn about the anxieties of rich people. It'll totally make your life better. (Spoiler alert: it won't). This is just more virtue signaling nonsense from the elites.