Alright, folks, gather 'round the digital water cooler. We got a real head-scratcher here. This Cathy McKee broad, pushing 70, gets hauled in for allegedly ditching a baby back in '79. A whole freakin' lifetime ago. Now, I ain't gonna pretend like dumping a kid in a landfill is cool – that's straight-up dumpster fire parenting. But after nearly half a century, they're slapping the cuffs on her? What in the name of slow-motion justice is going on?

So, the Columbus County Sheriff's Department, bless their hearts, is patting themselves on the back for cracking this cold case. 'Never forgotten,' they say. Sure, Jan. More like 'finally got around to using that fancy DNA tech.' You'd think with all the resources wasted on chasing windmills – I mean, 'climate change' – they could've solved this thing a little sooner. But hey, at least they got around to it, right?

Sheriff Bill Rogers gets all emotional, blathering about 'every child deserves protection.' Yeah, no duh, Sheriff. Tell that to the border crisis babies or the kids being indoctrinated with woke garbage in schools. This McKee situation is tragic, no doubt, but let's not pretend like the government actually cares about protecting kids consistently.

And let's be real, folks. This is probably going to be a circus. The left is gonna try and spin this into some 'systemic oppression' narrative, blaming society for McKee's alleged actions. The right is gonna be all 'lock her up!' Either way, it's a distraction from the real issues: inflation, open borders, and the woke mob trying to cancel everything decent.

Speaking of distractions, did anyone notice how this story conveniently dropped right when Biden's approval ratings are tanking faster than Bud Light sales? Coincidence? I think not. Never let a good crisis – or a 50-year-old cold case – go to waste, right?

So, what's the takeaway here? Well, for starters, don't chuck your newborns in the trash. That's just common sense. But more importantly, don't trust the narrative. The mainstream media is gonna try and use this case to push their agenda, whatever that may be. Do your own research, think for yourself, and remember: everything is a psyop. Especially if it comes from the government.

And let's not forget about this infant. That baby deserved better. She deserved a chance at life, not a trash bag in a landfill. Whether McKee did it or not, the situation is a tragedy. Hopefully, this case will bring some closure, however delayed.

McKee is out on a $5,000 bond and waived her right to counsel. This should be fun to watch. Will she sing? Will she deny? Will she blame the patriarchy? Stay tuned, folks, because this is gonna be a wild ride.

Just remember, folks, stay skeptical. Question everything. And never, ever trust the government.

Sources: * Columbus County Sheriff’s Office Press Release * North Carolina General Statutes, Chapter 14, Article 14