Manhattan, NY - So Joby showed off their fancy electric air taxi in Manhattan. Big whoop. The Swamp drones were all excited about it, claiming it'll replace helicopters and solve all our problems. Right. Like the government ever makes things easier. The Trump admin talked about cutting red tape, but did you actually see any less of it? Doubt.jpeg

These 'electric aircraft' are supposed to be the future, according to the elites. Quieter, cleaner, yada yada. But here's the thing: you can't actually use them. Why? Because the bureaucracy is slower than molasses in January. They gotta 'test' everything. 'Certify' everything. Make sure it meets their insane standards that probably nobody even understands.

Remember when they said self-driving cars were gonna be here by 2020? Still waiting. Same deal. They'll drag this out for decades, costing taxpayers billions while Silicon Valley virtue signals about 'sustainability.'

Meanwhile, real problems go unsolved. The border's wide open, inflation's eating our wallets, and woke corporations are brainwashing our kids. But sure, let's focus on 'air taxis' for the rich.

They claim these 'rigorous tests' are for our safety. Yeah, right. It's about control. They don't want us flying around freely. They want to track us, tax us, and regulate every aspect of our lives. These clowns will add so many regulations it will be cheaper to just buy a helicopter instead.

The Trump admin was supposed to be different. Supposed to be about cutting regulations and unleashing the free market. But even they couldn't drain the swamp completely. The Deep State is too entrenched. Remember when they promised to repeal and replace Obamacare? How'd that go?

So enjoy the fancy air taxi demo. It's a glimpse of a future that's always just out of reach, thanks to the government. And if you thought the green new deal was bad wait until they start subsidizing these things.

By the time they actually approve these things, we'll probably all be living in pods and eating bugs anyway. The future is bleak, folks. Bleak. And it's all their fault. What are we even paying these bozos for at this point? The only thing they can do well is waste money and start wars.

Oh, and don't forget about the climate cult. They'll be demanding we all switch to electric air taxis while they fly around in private jets. The hypocrisy is astounding. But that's the left for you: do as I say, not as I do. And if you don't like it you're a racist bigot.

This is the future they want. A future where the elites control everything, and we're all just slaves to the system. But maybe, just maybe, we can fight back. Maybe we can take back our country and restore freedom and common sense. One can only hope.

But hey at least it's a distraction from the impending collapse of society. Thanks joby!

Sources: * Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) - good luck finding anything useful there * National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) - more useless reports