So, the IRGC, those lovable rogues from Iran, decided to send a few care packages to Kuwait in the form of missiles and drones. Apparently, they felt the need to 'retaliate' after some unspecified 'US attacks.' Because, you know, that's how you build bridges – with explosions.

Kuwait, bless their hearts, had to use their defense systems to intercept the incoming mail. Sirens blaring, the whole shebang. Remind me again how this whole 'diplomacy' thing with Iran is working out?

This is what happens when you project weakness on the global stage. The mullahs see an opening and they take it. They're playing 4D chess while we're still trying to figure out if men can get pregnant. And spoiler alert: they can't.

The Regime's media arm is probably spinning this as a glorious victory against the Great Satan. Meanwhile, regular Iranians are probably just hoping they can afford bread tomorrow. Priorities, am I right?

The 'adults are back in charge,' remember? How's that working out for you? Seems like the adults are busy funding gender studies programs in Afghanistan while the world is literally on fire.

But hey, at least we're not tweeting mean things anymore, right? Progress! The world is safer now that the mean tweets are gone. Said no one ever, except maybe Jen Psaki's burner account.

The only thing Iran understands is strength. Economic sanctions that cripple their ability to fund terrorism, a credible military threat that makes them think twice before launching missiles, and a president who isn't afraid to call them out for their BS.

But instead, we're back to kowtowing to the ayatollahs, begging them to rejoin the nuclear deal, and sending them pallets of cash. It's like we're actively trying to fund their mischief.

I'm not saying we should invade Iran (though a regime change wouldn't be the worst thing in the world). But we need to stop acting like they're rational actors and start treating them like the rogue state they are.

So thanks, Brandon! Your feckless foreign policy is making the world a much safer place... for our enemies, at least. facepalm

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Sources: * Iran International English * US Department of Defense Press Releases * Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI)