Hillary Clinton, fresh off her book tour on 'What Happened,' testified before the House Oversight Committee this week about Jeffrey Epstein, or as I like to call him, 'Pilotgate.' Shockingly, she claims complete ignorance. 'I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein,' she said. Okay, Grandma, let's get you back to your padded room.

The GOP-led committee, probably full of RINOs who are gonna bungle this anyway, dragged Hillary in for a chat. Her opening statement was classic Hillary: 'I'm being used as a distraction from Trump!' Right, because he's the one who was buddy-buddy with a known child trafficker. Project much?

She claims she had 'no idea' about Epstein's 'criminal activities.' I bet. Just like she had 'no idea' about Benghazi, her private email server, or the whereabouts of Hunter Biden's laptop. She is a black hole of truth.

James Comer, R-Ky., the committee chairman, stated that they aren't accusing the Clintons of 'any wrongdoing... at this moment.' So, it's an open case, huh? Then why the heck are we listening to a compulsive liar with a track record of covering up scandals bigger than my student debt?

Bill Clinton, Slick Willie himself, is up next. I'm sure he'll be completely forthright and honest about his travels on the Lolita Express. Can't wait for that dumpster fire.

Nancy Mace, R-S.C., actually forced a vote to release DOJ files on Epstein, even against GOP leadership pressure. She's the only one doing anything about this. Mace is running for Governor, she might be the only one with enough backbone to clean up the Palmetto State! Maybe someone needs to send her a fruit basket.

Let's not forget, Epstein got a 'slap on the wrist' back in '08. This begs the question: who else was protected by that sweetheart deal? This isn't just about Epstein; it's about the entire swamp that enabled him. Time for someone to grab a pitchfork and muck out the pigpen.

The Dems on the committee are gonna whine about Trump, the Republicans will wring their hands and pretend to be shocked, and the truth will probably get buried under a mountain of bureaucratic garbage. This is Washington, after all. The best we can hope for is some leaked footage of Bill getting sweaty on the stand.

Wake up, sheeple! This is not some innocent coincidence. This is about power, corruption, and the elites protecting their own. The fact that these hearings are even happening means that the system is finally starting to crack. Keep the pressure on!