CELINA, Texas — Alright, libs, take a good look at Celina, Texas. This little slice of heaven north of Dallas is growing faster than your student loan debt, clocking in at a 24.6% population increase between 2024 and 2025. That’s right, folks are stampeding to the promised land.

Why? Because they're tired of the woke nonsense and high taxes in your failing blue states. They're done with the virtue signaling and the defund the police garbage. They want freedom, opportunity, and maybe a little bit of elbow room.

Mayor Ryan Tubbs gets it. He's not talking about equity and inclusion, he's talking about roads and water lines. Basic stuff. The kind of stuff your mayors forgot about while they were busy renaming streets after whoever the outrage of the week is.

"If you drive around Celina, you can definitely tell that we're the fastest growing city," Tubbs told Fox News Digital. "We have a lot of road construction going on, a lot of new sewer and water lines, just all different infrastructure projects getting ready to service our residents of the future.” Notice he didn't say anything about pronouns or safe spaces?

But here's the real kicker: these folks aren't just moving to Texas, they're bringing their values with them. They're voting red, they're supporting local businesses, and they're raising their kids to be patriots, not social justice warriors.

The left is freaking out, of course. They're worried about “infrastructure strain” and the loss of “small-town identity.” What they're really worried about is losing their grip on power. They can't stand the thought of people escaping their control and finding happiness in a place where common sense still prevails.

So, to all the libs out there: enjoy your sanctuary cities and your gender-neutral bathrooms. We'll be over here in Celina, building a future based on freedom, family, and the pursuit of happiness. You can stay mad about it.

Keep whining about climate change and income inequality. We’re gonna be over here grilling steaks and enjoying the fruits of our labor. Maybe invest in a good air conditioner; Texas summers are no joke, and all that salty liberal tears are gonna make it humid.

And if you're thinking about moving down here, just remember: leave your woke garbage at the border. We don't need any more of that nonsense. We're full.

Celina's got more than enough room for folks seeking a return to sanity in a world gone mad. More freedom, less taxes, and definitely no virtue signaling. Welcome to Texas, y'all.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go buy some more ammo and pray the power grid holds up. Thanks, AOC.

Celina's proof that sanity still exists, and folks are fleeing the blue zones to find it. Maybe they should try offering that instead of social justice seminars, but hey... they gotta learn the hard way.